Pug Poem

Someone found this in a copy of the pug dog club magazine form a couple of years ago and posted on pug rescue Alaska email:
What is a pug.
A pug is a friend when you're lonely
A sleep-soothing rumble at night
A ravenous meat-eating diner
And always a constant delight.
A pug is a star when you're shopping
A magnet when out on the street
A maker of friends and admirers
And greeted as "awfully sweet!"
A pug is a voice when you are listening
A grunter of many a pitch
A lip smacking yum-tum when eating
A bark that is musically rich.
A pug is a cuddle that's wriggly
A much-licking lovable lump
A sprinter with vertical take-off
And lands on your lap with a bump.
A pug is a clown when you're gloomy
A great teamster in pug-of-war
A chaser of moths and all flyers
And opener of many a door
A pug is fine hair on your trousers
An alarm clock that heralds the dawn
A yapper when out in the garden
And why on earth was it born!
So, what is the pug is the question
Not perfect, as well you can see
I can't answer the question for you
Just that a pug is the one dog for me!

Now you know why we are crazy about our pugs! Mary